​Man O Man!
When without money,eats vegetables at home.
When has money, eats the same in a fine restaurant.
When without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
When has money, rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at home.
When without money, walks to earn food.
When has money, walks to burn fat.
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like a rich man.
When has money, acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Says share market is bad, but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
**Don’t know who wrote this … but hats off to him/her.
