Cheat in(ing) Rhymes.

Tom Thumb going around peeping,got caught. Now his life is on the run

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep,On a gambling junket she was on 

Little Miss Muffet is having to tuff it Out these days in jail Selling ecstasy to undercover police And now can’t pay her bail 

Little Jack Horner took him a corner Of the Mafia drug trade Once you are hooked on the Meth that he cooks .There’s no way of escape .

Humpty Dumpty’s more than broke But not from any fall                         He couldn’t pay his bookie ,And his legs were first to go.
Baa Baa Black Sheep  Where forced to sell their woolTo pay for all the damages While they were in school 

Jack pushed Jill down the hill ,When he caught her cheating with Little Boy Blue ,Now he’s paying her doctor bills Which has left Jack blue too

You think that’s bad you ain’t seen nothing yet.

That even comes this close ..

Since Mother Goose started hitting the juice,And ended up down on skid row.

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Above is something that caught my eye lately​.Thought of sharing In response to today’s prompt Cheat

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